Drunk But Not Wasted Knight
BRB Drama · 2025 · Visual Novel, Choices Matter, Multiple Endings, Dark Humor, Comedy
PC
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About Drunk But Not Wasted Knight
He was never the kind of knight people took seriously.Now he’s... still not taken seriously. But he swears he's on a quest.
They say he’s brave.They say he’s honorable.They also say he once tried to joust a windmill while pants less.
Let’s just say the truth is complicated.Tonight, he barges into your life with a busted helmet, a tankard of something vaguely fermented, and a wild tale about destiny, betrayal, and a suspicious goose.
You’re not his friend.You’re not his squire.You're just a tired peasant who wanted a quiet meal and maybe to not get recruited into nonsense.Too late.
There are things Sir Knight needs to do.Things he forgot.Things he misquoted.Things he might have hallucinated.
Now, you’re the only one nearby with enough brain cells left to help him figure it out.Through drunken ramblings and questionable side quests, you’ll decide what kind of knight he becomes.
A hero?A menace?Or just... slightly less embarrassing?
You’ll choose how to respond.You’ll guide his misadventures.You’ll probably get blamed for at least one fire.
There will be confessions.There will be duck-based trauma.There will be endings that smell like mead and regret.This is a visual novel about bad decisions, worse hangovers, and the magic of chaotic friendship.
If you're looking for heartfelt storytelling, noble nonsense, and one very loud goat—this is it.Some knights were born for greatness.Others were just... born.
Your choices shape what the Knight becomes in the end.There are no easy answers.Only whatever the hell this night turns into.This is a short story.
Of glory. Of gruel. Of choosing the lesser idiocy.It all happens in one night.And you probably won’t remember half of it.
GAME FEATURES 🍻 8 endings ranging from “Truffle Bros Forever” to “Woke Up in a Dungeon, Emotionally and Literally Kidnapped.” ⚔️ 10 branching questions that determine the knight’s fate—and your sanity 🫖 Expressive sprite: A drunk knight, tipsy and noble in spirit, if not in posture 🥣 A bowl of gruel. A strange quest. A deeply confusing night. 🕒 30–40 minutes to experience every possible disaster
“He’s got a sword, a dream, and no idea what’s going on.”
They say he’s brave.They say he’s honorable.They also say he once tried to joust a windmill while pants less.
Let’s just say the truth is complicated.Tonight, he barges into your life with a busted helmet, a tankard of something vaguely fermented, and a wild tale about destiny, betrayal, and a suspicious goose.
You’re not his friend.You’re not his squire.You're just a tired peasant who wanted a quiet meal and maybe to not get recruited into nonsense.Too late.
There are things Sir Knight needs to do.Things he forgot.Things he misquoted.Things he might have hallucinated.
Now, you’re the only one nearby with enough brain cells left to help him figure it out.Through drunken ramblings and questionable side quests, you’ll decide what kind of knight he becomes.
A hero?A menace?Or just... slightly less embarrassing?
You’ll choose how to respond.You’ll guide his misadventures.You’ll probably get blamed for at least one fire.
There will be confessions.There will be duck-based trauma.There will be endings that smell like mead and regret.This is a visual novel about bad decisions, worse hangovers, and the magic of chaotic friendship.
If you're looking for heartfelt storytelling, noble nonsense, and one very loud goat—this is it.Some knights were born for greatness.Others were just... born.
Your choices shape what the Knight becomes in the end.There are no easy answers.Only whatever the hell this night turns into.This is a short story.
Of glory. Of gruel. Of choosing the lesser idiocy.It all happens in one night.And you probably won’t remember half of it.
GAME FEATURES 🍻 8 endings ranging from “Truffle Bros Forever” to “Woke Up in a Dungeon, Emotionally and Literally Kidnapped.” ⚔️ 10 branching questions that determine the knight’s fate—and your sanity 🫖 Expressive sprite: A drunk knight, tipsy and noble in spirit, if not in posture 🥣 A bowl of gruel. A strange quest. A deeply confusing night. 🕒 30–40 minutes to experience every possible disaster
“He’s got a sword, a dream, and no idea what’s going on.”
What Steam players say
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Drunk But Not Wasted Knight is a comedy-driven visual novel that fully embraces absurd humor, chaotic storytelling, and intentionally ridiculous fantasy situations. Developed and published by BRB Drama, the game follows the adventures of a heavily intoxicated knight whose attempts at heroism usually result in confusion, embarrassment, and complete disaster. Instead of focusing on serious fantasy storytelling or emotional character drama, the game dedicates itself entirely to comedy and player-driven chaos. The result is a lighthearted and entertaining experience that succeeds because of its strange personality and willingness to turn every situation into a joke. The writing is unquestionably the highlight of the experience. Nearly every conversation feels exaggerated in the best possible way, with awkward misunderstandings, bizarre characters, and ridiculous situations constantly appearing throughout the story. The knight himself is presented as someone who believes he is far more heroic and competent than reality suggests, which creates a constant source of humor during interactions. Watching him stumble through quests while trying to maintain confidence becomes consistently amus…2 found this helpful
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