float: champions

i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate

Please make the game work again, it would be so fun if it worked please

peak platformer and whoever thinks you have to buy a DLC to get the corks, just get your bros and win a match to get corks. i mean its free so why not get it??

"float: champions" is a godawfully bad, incredibly lazy "meme" platformer, basically a cash grab where someone spent about half an hour mucking around with a basic game template in Unity, with some crappy 10 minute effort game assets, and decided to publish it on Steam as a basic "king of the hill" platformer/action/brawler game... with no players, obviously, because this is garbage with paid DLC. The graphics here are particularly awful, so bad that it actually stands out as one of the worst looking games on Steam. Quite an accomplishment. It's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This isn't free, the developer is charging $5 for in-game currency/cosmetics (you have to buy "corks" with real world cash money.. disgusting greed). This is obviously a cash grab. In terms of public reception, this failed. There's over 130 million unique gamers visiting Steam every month. SteamDB showed the game peaked at [b]only 10 concurrent players[/b]... this is…

good game you shoud play this

grate game love it