Satanislas

Satanislas

Operating Dwarves · 2024 · Precision Platformer, 2D Platformer, Action, Platformer, Adventure

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Positive100% · 20
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About Satanislas


Satanislas isn’t for the faint-hearted.You will rage, that’s certain. Cry, very likely. Bleed? Only if you launch yourself into a wall hard enough.What to expect
  • 50+ nightmare levels, 5 realms of torture
  • Pinpoint controls with instant retry — because you’ll be begging for more
  • An optional speedrun mode & a special leaderboard for the best — dream on if you think you’ll beat our times
  • Steam achievements and a playable demo — REAL players just buy the game outright
The deal is simple:
  • You spend your lives to buy bonusesyou pay
  • You earn back lives by accepting cursesyou suffer
The shop is deadly! With almost no purchase obligation…Contracts are part of the scenery (we went with “Blood” wallpaper — you like it?)
  • Clear 10 levels of a realm as fast as possible
  • No-death: chain a hand-picked set of levels without losing a life (you’ll love it!)
  • Special contract: “One failure costs you 5 lives
  • …and so many more…
    Dozens of hours of dying!
Assuming you actually make progress (good one), you’ll earn a few rewards:
  • Customize your hero’s color and add accessories — the welding mask is in fashion right now
  • Pro tips from Satan himself — when he’s not mocking you, he can be “very kind”
In short… Just imagining you reaching the end of the game makes us laugh, not gonna lie!We won’t blame you if you quit on the very first level. It’s the tutorial.
Just don’t tell your friends — that’d be kinda embarrassing

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jan 29, 2024
A very good game! I love the old school design of the levels and the system of the shop. Maybe the game can be a little more clear for the instructions, but it was a cheerful experience. Congrats !
4 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 29, 2024
Excellent independant platformer with a ton of difficulty !
3 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 1, 2024
As someone who loves 2d hardcore platformers like Super Meat Boy, I really enjoy this game! Level design is great and full of surprises, and the mechanics of this game are great (especially the "Perfect Roll" mechanic that is very satisfying to master! :D ) Levels have a great replayability because of all the different buffs and debuffs you can have, which heavily modify the way you play.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 31, 2024
Fun, hard, addictive! One can imagine good replay value. The speedrun aspect is at the heart of the experience, so for all enthusiasts, don't hesitate anymore!
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 30, 2024
Loved the demo, loving the full game! Review to update later ;)
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 30, 2024
Do you like retro gaming and challenge ? This game is for you ! Like it so much, I think we will pass a lot of time to grind the speed running on this one !
2 found this helpful

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