Steam Slug

HAHA, Oh Steam Slug is as bad as I remembered. I don't know how or why Strategy First keeps re-releasing these old janky games that were bad even back when they were new, but it's fitting because Strategy First are like the janky version of Night Dive Studios. I bought this at 80% off and wouldn't recommend it for anything more. It was worth it for the nostalgic joke, less than coffee.

While my complete and utter disdain for FlatOut 3 is known throughout the world, I reckon Steam Slug deserves the title of Worst Video Game Ever. Baffling design choices, broken and buggy beyond comprehension, impossibly difficult and extremely bullet spongy enemies, Steam Slug is offensive, unsatisfying, bewildering, and something I wish to remove from my brain. I love the whole steampunk mixed with a vaguely western aesthetic they've got going on, but Openoko Entertainment are clearly just ripping off Damnation (and a bit of Darkwatch too, but the gothic horror aspect isn't present here), on a budget of maybe $35. Voice acting? Hilariously bad. Gunplay? Nonexistent. Story? What story? I hate it I hate it I hate it. I'm more lenient on this type of schlock than most but when it stinks this bad, even I can't defend it. Thank God it only took me 90 minutes.

Okay so after playing this game for some time I can say for sure: "This game sucks big time!". This is pure trash game from the middle of the 2000 and everything bad in this game. I'm not joking. Literally every aspect of this game is ♥♥♥♥♥. BUT! I would still recommend you to get it with a discount. Especially if you are freak like me, like to add games like these to your collection. Just expect the worse and you will be fine!

dude its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam slug

I hate pathos.