ONLY FARMS 🍑

[h1]🚜 Only Farms, Absolute Crop Slop 🌽[/h1] [h3]WARNING - Most of these positive reviews are fake, I didn't believe it at first either...[/h3] [b]I genuinely thought there would be actual minigames here.[/b] Instead, basically every interaction is one of the following: 🖱️ [b]Click rapidly.[/b] 🖱️ [b]Hold left click for 5 seconds.[/b] 🖱️ Let go. 🖱️ Hold it again. That's the gameplay. The dialogue regularly feels broken or completely out of context, the choices are meaningless, the story is awful, and the animations look cheap and overly cartoonish. It honestly feels like [b]AI-generated game slop that nobody bothered to play through afterward.[/b] Maybe for $2 I'd shrug and move on, but at the current price? [b]Bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. There just isn't much of a game here.[/b]

Kind of boring for a game with a target market over 10 years old.

Another short AVN with Lewd Star signature, light story with forgettable and often laughable characters carrying you through fun and novel mini games and hot scenes. Only Farms is a shorter one compared to most of the developer's recent works and takes place in the one and only location for all things farm and guns, you guessed it good old Alabama Yeehaw (said with a southern accent). You are a hill billy who got dumped by his ex for drunkenness trying to get back her affection and ending up romancing other women on the way back to her All the trademarks of Lewd Star are here, fun mini games, goofy dialogues, over the top sex scenes, and the same interface as most of their games, the only issue: the game is much shorter than many of their other works and can be finished in full in only three hours. That's dissapointing considering how much the suburban plot could have been developed along with increased variety of mini games. If you're looking for depth, story telling, graphics, realism, or length then this is not for you. If you have liked at least two other games from the developer then you will like this one too although given the short length I recommend it with a discount …

Worst game from this dev I have tried and only one I refunded The MC is just some crazy alcoholic who constantly yells at everyone. His GF dumping him makes sense in the story, but the other chicks wanting to bang him certainly does not. Legit the most unlikable MC of any piece of fiction I have read or watched lol. The sex scenes have basically no setup and also make little sense, like the virgin chick instantly letting the MC rail her in the bar after a short conversation. Refunded after this so not sure if it gets better later. The girls are hot and sex scenes were pretty good, but with how bad everything else was the game was not worth it even at the 35% discount on launch. If I can get this for like 3 or 4 dollars in some pack with other games later I'll give it another try just for the smut, but definitely not worth it at anything less than 70% off the normal price.

I liked this game more than the regular AVN because of the mini games. No they're not overly difficult minigames but it breaks up the monotony of just reading dialogue. I also enjoyed the story.

This game is like a kidney of a part of the brain, It’s too late to look for anything in yourself. And if you do find something, Then don’t even open your mouth! Otherwise, care will fly into it!