Goto Family's- ''The Island Murder Case''

You get what you pay for. I speak Japanese and English and the game is poorly written in both languages. The story is a level of cliche that is cringe worthy, the characters are unrealistic and boring, and the entire game reads like a badly written self-insert fanfiction. I don't mind when games are clearly indie made with bad graphics, but if they are going to be clumsily put together I still require a GOOD STORY. If the story was good and well written then I could forgive the graphics and amateur construction. As it is, the game fell flat. I don't really know why I expected any better of a game priced at 59 cents lol (For clarification, while my review states I have 0.3 hours play the game, I have played the entire game on a different device)

When a game starts off with it's characters apologizing for the art work, you know you've got something special. For pure yuck value, it's worth ninety nine cents. If you're not the type to laugh at Gymkata, skip this game. Spoilers, but with this game, really who cares? As someone else pointed out, this is bad writing at it's best. My two favorite lines: "The toilet seat lid is down. Outside, no one is suspicious". And of course "She is always touching my most important part" The game teaches you how to extort the police with sexual allegations. And of course it's always nice to identify the killer in a game show format. The worst part of the game is that the horny old lady wasn't the victim. There really is no justice. Anyway, if you don't know how to riff on something like this, skip it. If you do, it's worth a couple of hours. Have fun.