If It Please the Court

If It Please the Court

Heart's Choice · May 20, 2021 · Casual, RPG, Interactive Fiction, Text-Based, LGBTQ+

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If It Please the Court costs $4.69 in Georgia (USD), £5.89 in the United Kingdom, €6.89 in Europe (EUR), $6.99 in the United States, CA$8.99 in Canada, A$10.25 in Australia, NZ$10.49 in New Zealand, R$23.50 in Brazil and zł31.99 in Poland right now.

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Georgia (USD) $4.69 $4.69 — 1
United Kingdom £5.89 £5.89 — 1
Europe (EUR) €6.89 €6.89 — 1
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Canada CA$8.99 CA$8.99 — 1
Australia A$10.25 A$10.25 — 1
New Zealand NZ$10.49 NZ$10.49 — 1
Brazil R$23.50 R$23.50 — 1
Poland zł31.99 zł31.99 — 1

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About If It Please the Court

✦ AI summary

If It Please the Court is a 242,000-word interactive lesbian romance where you play as a spy in 18th-century Versailles, juggling espionage missions, political intrigue, and romantic entanglements with a spymistress, poet, or double agent. Your choices shape everything from your spy tradecraft and love life to whether you empower the crown, ignite revolution, or betray France itself.

Seduce and surveil as a sexy royal spy! Gather intel, or gamble on love in 18th-century Versailles. Who will catch your eye: a spymistress, a poet, or a traitor to the king?

If It Please the Court is a 242,000 word interactive lesbian romance novel by D.E. Chaudron, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

You've been recruited from the slums of Paris into the Secret du Roi, Louis XV's league of covert emissaries and spies. As a spy for the court, you now have the power to change your life–and tip an unstable country toward transformation.

It's one thing to lie for a living, but your love life demands honesty. And women all over Versailles are ready to lure your heart. Will it be the spymistress with a lifetime of secrets, the poet languishing in the shadow of the queen, or the double agent haunting your every move? No matter who you pursue, you'll have to survive a rival's hostile ambitions, and see that the Crown doesn't crush yours.

Love and loyalty is all that will be left when this house of cards falls. Who will you protect to ensure a better future, and who will you sacrifice? When your mask falls away, will anyone trust the person underneath?
  • Play as female or nonbinary, as cis or trans.
  • Experience sapphic romance in the 1700s: play as lesbian, bi, and/or asexual.
  • Generalize or specialize: hone your senses, master disguise, pen the finest letters, wield a duelist's blade, and woo with a silver tongue.
  • Empower the crown, subvert the king, or betray France to its enemies.
  • Reunite your family, expose your father's past, or sever all ties.
  • Take a slow burn path for romance or cut to the chase with seduction.
  • Stir a revolution among the citizenry, or fall in with the nobles.

If It Please the Court — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

If It Please the Court is a text-based interactive fiction game that players praise for its engaging sapphic romance, well-developed characters, and immersive historical setting at Versailles, with writing that brings the 18th-century court vividly to life. While most players found the story compelling and emotionally satisfying regardless of which romance path they chose, some noted minor anachronisms and occasional moments that felt forced into the narrative. Players generally recommend it to fans of choice-based games and queer storytelling who value character depth and moral complexity.

Recommended Jul 4, 2025
Reviewing (mostly) every game (or DLC) in my library, part 189: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆ (8/10) [i]If It Please the Court[/i] is a rich, text-only interactive fiction piece that immerses you in a world of sapphic intrigue, spycraft, and shifting loyalties at the court of Versailles. This Choice of Games title is notable for how it foregrounds LGBT identity, feminine power, and emotional intelligence over brute-force mechanics or typical drama tropes. It's more about surviving Versailles than dominating it, and more about your relationships than your rank. If you love sapphic drama, morally complicated storytelling, and grounded character work, this is a must-play in the IF genre. It’s not flashy, but it’s confident, heartfelt, and rare. 💌 [b]Pros:[/b] [list] [*] Deeply personal LGBT storytelling. This game doesn't just allow you to play a sapphic or trans character: it centers you. You can choose to play as a cis or trans woman or nonbinary person, and your identity choices inform the world’s reactions subtly but meaningfully. You're not forced to relive trauma, but the game acknowledges your place in a world full of rigid norms, finding both oppression and resistance in believable w…
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Recommended Nov 30, 2025
I saw a guy on the cover and read that this was a "spy" story and I was like "YES! I WANT TO READ THAT!!"... Only to realize that this was a sapphic romance.......... XD And... It turned out to be better than expected. (Even if it does have "certain things" that wouldn't be said/found in the 1700s and there were a few parts that felt *forced* into the story.) At first I wasn't sure how I was going to survive, loving romance in stories... But preferring males only. Then I kept reading and... I actually started to like it. It was certainly interesting and while I didn't date or romance or care about doing anything sexy with another woman, they all had their own charm. They each had their own persona and even as my allies... I still had fun. Even when a male came along that you could *kinda* be bold towards... I was so excited, that I for a moment forgot what I was reading lol. So if you are like me, want a spy novel and can bypass a few "inconveniences"? This one certainly has something to it. :) (Oh and choosing to write a dirty poem for a gay guy? That was a freaking hilarious event.)
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 15, 2026
I have finished my first play through, and I have to say... What a great game. The characters are intriguing, the moral quandaries make you anxious, and the writing, oh, the writing! This game is so worth it. If you, like I, enjoy queer literature this is definitely the game for you!
1 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 6, 2023
good story, good characters, good variety of paths to take. recommended if you used to play "choice of" games and want something with a bit more variety and polish
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 10, 2026
lovely writing and interesting choices <3
Recommended Jun 27, 2025
A charming romance story in a historical, well researched setting that tells regardless of the choosen romance a beautiful, romantic story. Extremly well written, Paris and Versailles come truly alive with a well researched description of the palace under Ludwig the XV. The mainplot centers around the schemes about Madame Pompadours ascension to royal mistress, with the protagonist in the middle of it. The romances are tied to the mainstory in a way that never feels forced. There are only three romances (all lesbian), but that helps to have them well written and quite a bit longer than usually. Still, the Charlotte Romance has a bit more contend that the other two, as the protagonist lives under her roof. The statmanagment is very easy, its very hard to fail a choice and you can max out four of five stats by the end. A well written, glamourous, historical lesbian romance novel.

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