Medieval Real Estate

A really really really bad real estate game where there is nothing to do. Garbage. Works fine on Linux with Proton (5.0-9).

I review Steam games in alphabetical order - you can view my review of the game here: https://youtu.be/Ch68PXSf1Ug This game is truly awful, and barely counts as a game. You click to buy houses when they are cheap, and click to sell them when the price goes up. There is a pointless hunger and health system with restoration items, but the game just auto-purchases them when either stat runs out. Even if it makes your gold go negative. So you can never lose, and there is also no win condition, it just goes on forever. There's only one map, one piece of music, and no animations. There is no reason to play this game. Even if it were free I wouldn't recommend it.

From the description: "The goal is to simply relax, point and click to make more gold." After you have figured out how it works - as it lacks explenation, you can turn your head off. Super simple. -- What is not simple is the CPU, Memory and HDD this game needs. This game should need only a few MB or even just KB but 400 MB Disk space, 0.5 GB Ram and ~50% CPU usage is just crazy. Wondering if it's malicious or just super badly programmed (has GameGuru as base).

Medieval Real Estate is an extremely badly made Flash-like clicker game with a simple premise... you click on various houses as they pop up and their price rises, and sell them as their price drops. You also have a hunger meter??? No actual game design went into this garbage, and no implementation effort either... it was made with the craptastic GameGuru drag-and-drop FPS creator, but it's not even an FPS. Don't worry, GameGuru invariably results in crap games regardless of the kind of game it was abused to create. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The game features extremely lazy, minimalist "art", of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC g…

Don't waste your time in this "game"

A very simple game about property management in medieval times with a constant supply of house appearing all with different market values. Buy low sell high! Got this game years ago for 79% off (Paid $1.20 when the price was $6.00) and I decided it's finally time to try it. First off, a $1.20 is still too high of a price for this "game" if you can even call it that. It's has five minutes of content, literally. You'll play it for five minutes and either realize this is all to it, or you'll get bored. Now I'm a fan of tycoon/simulator games, but this... This is bad. It's not fun, it's simple, too simple. The market itself makes no sense in my opinion it's all over the place with very little room for error. Then there is that horrible hunger and health system which by itself has no place for this type of tycoon game. The health and hunger system also goes up in price as time progresses (without any tips telling you otherwise!) I would steer clear of this one, save that money for a coffee or something.