Old Timer Transport

Old Timer Transport

Abonneer · April 20, 2025 · Combat Racing, Driving, PvP, Arcade, 3D

Old Timer Transport is free to play — no purchase needed. We track it so you know if that ever changes.

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Positive83% · 41
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Old Timer Transport price

Old Timer Transport is free to play — there is no purchase price, on Steam or anywhere else we track. We keep watching it, so if it ever stops being free the price history on this page will show when that happened and what it changed to.

About Old Timer Transport

Mobility scooters, chaos, and laughs—welcome to the wildest ride of your life!

Ready to unleash some ridiculous scooter-driven mayhem? Take on the role of an old, grumpy driver in a turbocharged mobility scooter as you race through the city of Bompidorm. Your mission? Pick up humans scattered throughout the madness and deliver them to safety—all while outmaneuvering your equally grumpy rivals. PvP? Oh, you bet. Ragdoll physics? Absolutely. Laughs? Guaranteed.
It’s you versus everyone else! Whether you're blasting rivals off the track with a well-timed explosion or speeding toward the hospital, the only thing standing between you and victory is a city full of chaos. Who will be the ultimate grumpy champion?
Expect the unexpected—because in this game, anything can (and will) happen. From scooters flipping out of control to pedestrians being hilariously thrown across the map, it's all part of the fun. Embrace the unpredictability, and just go with the flow (or the crash).
What's better than causing chaos alone? Causing chaos with friends, of course! Play with your buddies, or make some new enemies—because nothing brings people together like throwing them off their scooters in hilarious fashion.
Think you have what it takes to be the ultimate grumpy driver? Grab your scooter, rally your friends, and dive headfirst into the most ridiculous game of your life. The city’s waiting—just don’t crash (too hard). 🚀

"Buckle up, it’s going to be one wild ride!"


Get ready to laugh, rage, and everything in between. Join the madness, and remember: scooters aren’t just for getting around—they’re for domination. 🏆

Old Timer Transport — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Online PvP
Controller
Partial controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

DLC & expansions

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Jan 4, 2026
[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There's no viably populated servers/active player population. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] This is an unusual one, the "developer" of this game didn't develop it, he paid Hyper-Vyper (an outsourcing developer business) to develop it for him, so that's a bit of a joke in itself. As is the joke premise of this game, a basic, barebones cart racer (think Mario Kart but awful) where you drive mobility scooters with trailers. It's got nothing of any serious value. So, "Old Timer Transport" is a dead PvP game. Why did it fail? It's video game autopsy time! [i]Almost every PvP exclusive game on Steam fails.[/i] Only a tiny proportion of them "go viral". This game failed for many of the same reasons those others fail. The chief of which is the developer thinking that their game will "go viral" without actually creating any reason for it do so. Competition amongst PvP centric games is extreme, and there's only a finite player base to appeal to. This game failed to reach any kind of critical mass and died as a result. Let's go into some of the reasons this particular ga…
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Recommended Jun 2, 2025
After playing this game my life has never been the same. I was going to be a new father in a few hours and that is when I discovered this game and after my son was born I put a rope on him and then dragged him around the parking lot until the police told me to stop and I was then sentence to a few years in prison. RIP New born 6/2/2022 12:03 am - 6/2/2022 12:04(Never had a chance)
2 found this helpful
Not recommended May 27, 2025
No players but could be a fun game. Dev should add bots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVJtWzB8a4 [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/40526744-KillaCyst/]Steam Recommendations[/url] [url=https://youtube.com/killacyst?sub_confirmation=1]YouTube[/url] [url=https://www.tiktok.com/@killacyst]TikTok[/url]
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Recommended Dec 1, 2025
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Not recommended Nov 3, 2025
rage inducing. rage quit uwu fun to play with friends if ur patient but made us mad imediately
Recommended May 9, 2025
A super fun and casual game that really comes to life when played with friends. The random events keep things fresh and add exciting/intense moments. Definitely a great pick for a fun game night!

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