The Guest (2026)

So this is my experience with this game: See a bunch of text in English, but when I start a new game, the text is in Thai. I open Prefs, and the game crashes. Yay. On Round 2, I make sure the game is in English. I head upstairs, and play around trying all the locked doors until I see a lady playing piano. "How'd you get here?" "I live here." "Oh. Uh, guess I'll leave then." "No, please stay!" Huge four day time skip where a ton of character development happens offscreen. MC gets spooked over the lady holding a knife in the kitchen. I tell the MC to quit being a moron, and ask her what's up. "Oh, nothing!" Two week time skip with more offscreen character development. Really? Get a newspaper with lots of lore. Lady pops up behind the MC. Hug the lady because being friendly has worked so far. Then I reaffirm that I want to stick around. Then...another time skip and MC is in school? Uh...and then the MC says he lives with the lady now. Good End. Wow, that was quick! 12 minutes? I get kicked back out to the title screen and discover the Exit Game button takes a few clicks to work. _ This is "We have haunted house games at home" The Game. I struggle to think of one t…