Postal III

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This game is actual cheeks at times but it can be fun if you get a patch and a few QOL mods. Also the soundtrack is killer, The Dude's model is sick, the humour (at times) makes me cackle and Corey Cruise is an amazing VA for The Dude (i'm really glad they brought him back for Brain Damaged and 4), also there's a badger you can use like a chainsaw so i can forgive this game being a buggy mess held together by duct tape and many, MANY regrets.. My only gripe with the game is the repetitiveness of the missions, it's usually either just 'Do X thing X amount of times' or just killing. Genuinely, this ruins the game at times from how mind numbingly BOORRRRINGG it is. 7/10, i spent $8.79 AUD on this crappy game but whatever.

I know a lot of Postal fans would probably agree with each other that this game is bad. Hell, even Running With Scissors themselves have said that this game is bad. But here’s the thing: I’m a die-hard Running With Scissors and Postal fan. I’ll consume pretty much anything Running With Scissors puts out, and I bought this game expecting nothing—and I ended up having an absolute blast. I understand that the morality system can ruin the fun for a lot of people. But here’s the crazy part: you don’t have to follow it. What are you really missing out on? One extra level in a game you already don’t care about? I think people need to stop constantly comparing games to each other and just judge a game for what it is on its own. Don’t go into a game already convinced you’re not going to have fun. Of course you’re going to come away with a negative opinion if you’ve already watched a bunch of YouTubers tell you the game is bad before you even played it. Long story short: best five bucks I’ve ever spent. I’ve been having a genuinely great time with this game.

i regret everything

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks lol

I wanted to earnestly get to 100 hours in this game and make a mock "dis gam soo gud" review but I can't even do that. Very, VERY buggy, I'll probably never get all the achievements because they are bugged and I don't know how to fix it, bugs aside, The game is very disjointed, it takes a step away from both the gameplay of Postal 1 and 2 (Shoot-em-up, and a chore-a-thon respectively) and becomes... some other third thing... "go here, do this, now go here, do this" without much logic, it's better on the 'good' route but it's just not very good gameplay progression. All this said however, I like pretending I'm Any Austin when I play games. Just looking at all the models, art, and decisions that went into a game from an objective angle, and I can appreciate the work that went into this game. There's rays of light in the ecoterrorist buildings, both Helper Monkey and Badgersaw have idle animations, the music is superb, I catch myself listening to the title song very often, Corey Cruise is one of my favorite Dude VAs, there are good elements in this game, someone smarter could tell you why this game flopped, but you can give it a shot yourself if you really want to see what it's like…