The Turkey of Christmas Past

A peculiar game with absurdist humour. Which in my opinion is its main redeeming quality. Gameplay: You play as a cat in the turkey castle/headquarters trying to find your way around. There's very little explaining and lacks any tutorial or even a keymap setting in order to check the keys out. Apparently it uses WASD and Q/E/R but you have to stumble on your own pressing random keys until you figure out what does what. You have your main sword attack, a ranged attack that has limited ammo and mousetraps that are even more limited. It is possible there's something else in your arsenal that I did not manage to find. Combat in itself feels VERY clunky which is something that makes the game difficult. I do enjoy difficult games but only when said difficulty is not based on clunky controls and animations but actual gameplay difficulty. The game feels very much rushed which is evident when you find a huge bug at the first minute of playing. Running to the corridor to the far right, from the first room you start in, makes you fall through the geometry and respawn at the start. This is 100% repeatable and you can't help but wonder how something this huge went by unnoticed? Other than that…

I beat the game..... I still haven't beaten Dark Souls 3. This isn't a review, its a sandwich.

I play it for 5 minutes once a year around Thanksgiving and Christmas just to remind myself of the money I wasted. Thanksgiving 2022 down. Update: 2023. My review still stands.

i dont get it

After long consideration over whether to buy this or wait for Elden Ring to be released I decided that this was the game for me, as a single father I take the opportunity to beat my meat at any opportunity so playing a souls game where you get to beat up some meat was the perfect fit. I enjoyed the game so much that I bought a copy of it for my sons birthday who now lives with his mother, well at least I still have you The Turkey of Christmas past. Pros - Lots of meat beating Cons - My wife

This games the greatest game of all time.