Bad Goys

Game should have been free it was promised to me 3,000 years ago.

I got gifted Bad Goys for my birthday, and it immediately destroyed my ears and my will to live. The second I opened the game, my ears were immediately obliterated by insanely loud jewish music. No menu. No warning. Just instant full volume jumpscare straight to the soul. Thank Hashem my neighbours didn't call the cops. Naturally, I tried to turn the volume down. You can’t!!!!!! There is no settings menu!!!!!!! There is no pause menu!!!!!!! Once the game starts, it feels like the Mossad is interrogating you in a loud, confusing audio prison until you Alt+F4 and apologize to your eardrums (and neighbours). Every single asset looks like its been made by a toaster. Even our lord Netanyahu looks like AI slop. This is not a game, it's like Ark Survival Evolved but somehow worse since the developers forgot to include basic human features like menus or effort!!!! The least they could've done was a volume slider. The maps are all empty too, I would rather wander around an empty warehouse for a week than play the same couple of sad, barren maps for another minute. And somehow this costs 19 shekels. Nineteen. For a game emptier than my soul. I’ve seen Roblox games made in 48 hours with…

ov vey! love taking shekels away from goyim. def a joke game, super simple you do the same thing over and over... no menus or anything. its a gag but they should put more effort into it.

Oy vey! The goyim know, SHUT IT DOWN!

Please add more levels I'm itching for my fix

Goys