

CarsFuckingDragons
NecroCatic Games · October 1, 2021 · RPG, JRPG, Action RPG, Turn-Based Strategy, Tactical RPG
Buy CarsFuckingDragons from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Where to buy CarsFuckingDragons — official stores
CarsFuckingDragons price by region
CarsFuckingDragons costs $3.29 in Georgia (USD), £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $3.29 | $3.29 | — | 1 | |
| £4.29 | £4.29 | — | 1 | |
| $4.99 | $4.99 | — | 1 | |
| €4.99 | €4.99 | — | 1 | |
| CA$6.49 | CA$6.49 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$7.39 | NZ$7.39 | — | 1 | |
| A$7.50 | A$7.50 | — | 1 | |
| R$16.99 | R$16.99 | — | 1 | |
| zł22.99 | zł22.99 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About CarsFuckingDragons
CarsFuckingDragons is a turn-based RPG where you play as a car battling enemies and recruiting characters across over 100 maps to eventually face dragon encounters in a retro SNES-style world. It features a ridiculous premise with an original soundtrack, character recruitment system, multiple themed locations like a dragon strip club and race track, and a unique post-game world map that unlocks after completing the main tower.
It's CARS! It's Dragons! And they *ENGAGE IN ACTS OF FORNICATION* together. You heard of doggie style, well --- how about DRAGON STYLE!?
What more do you want? It's fucking hilarious! Brought to you by the same game company as "The Tower of Wowers", NecroCatic Games!
The game features :
•Almost 100 enemies, bosses or even RACER bosses with a ton of shit to collect --- no wait wrong game! Trust us, there's ALOT OF ITEMS! Cool ones! Funny ones. Lots!!
•Original Soundtrack from the creator of r/CarsFuckingDragons "GUITARPLAYER0171" Dr. Quincy!
•Recruit custom characters with the Character Recruitment System as you fight in over 100 maps!
•After finishing climbing the "Unfinished" tower you get access to a a new WORLD MAP ad new locations!
•Traditional turn-based combat with new and clearly superior Retro Sideview Combat!
•Collect a very unique currency inspired by CarsFuckingDragons.
•Enjoy Exciting SNES style Open World Exploration - You choose the destination and your fate!
•Dragon Strip Club - you can see some dragon titties!
•Race Track - fight 10 "Racer Bosses" at the race track! ... You are a car and a car NEEDS a race track (AND A DRAGON)!
And more... Why are you even reading this? Just play the game! My mom even said it was good!
CarsFuckingDragons — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Full controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
CarsFuckingDragons has cultivated a devoted niche following who appreciate its absurdist humor and oddball charm, though opinions on its actual quality remain deliberately tongue-in-cheek. Players seem to enjoy it as a guilty pleasure experience that works better as a meme or conversation piece than as a traditionally polished game. The consensus suggests it's worth trying if you appreciate intentionally weird indie games, though expectations should be calibrated toward novelty rather than conventional gameplay.
This game ♥♥♥♥♥... dragons.7 found this helpful
I like this game and recommend it to all my friends at recess4 found this helpful
Absolutely atrocious in that charmingly memeish way. Somehow I keep coming back. Well done...maybe?4 found this helpful
my friend at recess recommended this to me so i recommended it to my dad3 found this helpful
That was hot.1 found this helpful
This is the greatest game of all time, If I had all 7 dragon balls and could wish for anything Id wish for a sequel followed by soulja boy console port
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