CarsFuckingDragons

CarsFuckingDragons

NecroCatic Games · October 1, 2021 · RPG, JRPG, Action RPG, Turn-Based Strategy, Tactical RPG

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CarsFuckingDragons price by region

CarsFuckingDragons costs $3.29 in Georgia (USD), £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest CarsFuckingDragons offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $3.29 $3.29 — 1
United Kingdom £4.29 £4.29 — 1
United Statesyour region $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €4.99 €4.99 — 1
Canada CA$6.49 CA$6.49 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.39 NZ$7.39 — 1
Australia A$7.50 A$7.50 — 1
Brazil R$16.99 R$16.99 — 1
Poland zł22.99 zł22.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About CarsFuckingDragons

✦ AI summary

CarsFuckingDragons is a turn-based RPG where you play as a car battling enemies and recruiting characters across over 100 maps to eventually face dragon encounters in a retro SNES-style world. It features a ridiculous premise with an original soundtrack, character recruitment system, multiple themed locations like a dragon strip club and race track, and a unique post-game world map that unlocks after completing the main tower.

This game has a character named CARS --- and these are his adventures trying to bang some DRAGONS! I mean, you fight other enemies too!

It's CARS! It's Dragons! And they *ENGAGE IN ACTS OF FORNICATION* together. You heard of doggie style, well --- how about DRAGON STYLE!?

What more do you want? It's fucking hilarious! Brought to you by the same game company as "The Tower of Wowers", NecroCatic Games!

The game features :

•Almost 100 enemies, bosses or even RACER bosses with a ton of shit to collect --- no wait wrong game! Trust us, there's ALOT OF ITEMS! Cool ones! Funny ones. Lots!!

•Original Soundtrack from the creator of r/CarsFuckingDragons "GUITARPLAYER0171" Dr. Quincy!

•Recruit custom characters with the Character Recruitment System as you fight in over 100 maps!

•After finishing climbing the "Unfinished" tower you get access to a a new WORLD MAP ad new locations!

•Traditional turn-based combat with new and clearly superior Retro Sideview Combat!

•Collect a very unique currency inspired by CarsFuckingDragons.

•Enjoy Exciting SNES style Open World Exploration - You choose the destination and your fate!

•Dragon Strip Club - you can see some dragon titties!

•Race Track - fight 10 "Racer Bosses" at the race track! ... You are a car and a car NEEDS a race track (AND A DRAGON)!

And more... Why are you even reading this? Just play the game! My mom even said it was good!

CarsFuckingDragons — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

CarsFuckingDragons has cultivated a devoted niche following who appreciate its absurdist humor and oddball charm, though opinions on its actual quality remain deliberately tongue-in-cheek. Players seem to enjoy it as a guilty pleasure experience that works better as a meme or conversation piece than as a traditionally polished game. The consensus suggests it's worth trying if you appreciate intentionally weird indie games, though expectations should be calibrated toward novelty rather than conventional gameplay.

Recommended Dec 29, 2025
This game ♥♥♥♥♥... dragons.
7 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 31, 2025
I like this game and recommend it to all my friends at recess
4 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 24, 2024
Absolutely atrocious in that charmingly memeish way. Somehow I keep coming back. Well done...maybe?
4 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 1, 2026
my friend at recess recommended this to me so i recommended it to my dad
3 found this helpful
Recommended Mar 20, 2025
That was hot.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 20, 2026
This is the greatest game of all time, If I had all 7 dragon balls and could wish for anything Id wish for a sequel followed by soulja boy console port

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