Sacred Citadel

The game that starts off kinds fun....but then slowly drains your soul. You will just slowly stare at screen, painfully, until the game emotionally waterboards you level by level. This game is a disaster wrapped in confusion. Half the time you can’t tell where enemies actually ARE. So what happens? You start panic-mashing buttons like a caffeine-addicted cave goblin because the enemy positioning makes less sense than microwave instructions written by philosophers. The enemy standing in the “middle lane” somehow hits you from the shadow realm while your weapon swings harmlessly into empty air like you’re fighting invisible tax collectors. Eventually combat devolves into: “Just swing wildly and pray to the cube gods.” Even co-op with friends didn’t save it. Instead of “epic fantasy adventure,” it became: “Two exhausted idiots screaming ‘WHERE AM I?’ during chaotic particle explosions.” Nothing says “immersive combat” like spending five seconds trying to identify which blurry armored goblin is YOU while getting punched in the kidneys by orcs. Every stage feels like the developers copied one hallway, changed the wallpaper slightly, and called it a day. There’s barely anything mem…

its a beauty

To the devs team; pls opt this game into GFN. Thx.

awesome game boss battles were awesome =)

It drained my soul. But then again, my soul was sold long ago to the Valve deities, so I'm not sure what it drained. Maybe my ballz.

horrible crap