Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

Sir Whoopass has great comedic satire, but technical issues and implementation decisions drag it down. + Great comedic satire * Some instant-death traps * Sometimes death leads to loading, sometimes not; I even had this in one single area; first death lead to reload then not anymore; most of the time, it's loading time, though - Jumping puzzles with sliding landing and narrow platforms is very error-prone and frustrating - Die, reload, and you spawn where you just died to the last very strong group but now three groups surround you immediately - Repeated "better weapons available at blacksmith" but then it's no better than what I already have - Strange/Confusing combat system overall (balance between weapons, attack, block, dash knockdown, items) - Not enough free RAM leads to game freezes without telling indication (8 GB with webbrowser still running; 16 GB is enough to run it)

Runs poorly, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ comedy, and worst of all, the gameplay is so ass that it cannot make up for it. Do not buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, it just isn't worth it. The humor is very "I work a 9-5 and this is the game I play in my free time" Its trying to do what goat sim did with its mmorpg dlc but a whole game. The reason Goatsim worked is because it was small and contained and also had a good sense of humor without and annoying ass narrator talking constantly. It's genuinely more fun to just play Goatsim 1 again then to play this because at least some of its jokes hold up. The combat is so basic that there is no real point in trying to build a character around anything. from what I can tell, all weapons of the same type have the same moveset. All you do is block, dodge or attack and there is no depth to it at all. It's just a mindless addition tacked on because they couldn't figure out how to make an interesting combat system. Oh, lets not forget about the horrible movement, feels like you're on ice after a running jump, there is not option for straffing as far as I can tell, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lock on doesn't work, and the keybinds are horrible. If you dare try to make even a little bit of …

the humor is hit and miss, not particularly interesting and the fight difficulty suddenly increased, maybe I am incompetent, but 5 hours in and i'm not enjoying myself

Fix the Network Code! will edit later. Fix the Sounds. the lag between hits causes everything to shoot out of the speakers all at once.

Too weird, couldn't get into it. It doesn't know if it's supposed to be a game or a joke and ends up not being either

Sound didn't work for me, and this mostly just feels like someone just made a POSTAL 2-esk game about Soulslikes, it's full of incredibly crude and dated humor, mostly fat jokes. it's just not all that entertaining.