Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

Ciaran Games LLC · 2025 · Singleplayer, Boomer Shooter, Hand-drawn, Retro, FPS

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Overwhelmingly Positive98% · 927
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About Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

  • Witness an elaborately hand-drawn, action-packed epic inspired by the FPS greats!
  • Make use of the many devastating weapons in Wayne’s arsenal and achieve maximum destruction!
  • Explore dangerous locales through 8 humongous areas all across Orca Isle!
  • HALF GAME, HALF CARTOON! Delight in the Captain’s depth-defying tale in CAMPAIGN MODE as you view tons of animated cutscenes exploring his adventure. 
  • Experience a high-octane soundtrack that emphasizes AGGRESSION and CHAOS!
  • Go for the gold in our ENDLESS MODEhow long can you survive the onslaught?
The hot pink-wearing, fish-chomping, cigar-huffing Captain Wayne refuses to let anything stand between him and his gory conquest to rob and humiliate every rich asshole around the globe.

After losing his arm in a terrible encounter with the legendary Vampire Whale, Wayne replaced it with his trusty shotgun, The Captain's Ol' Reliable, and sailed with it across the seven-and-a-half seas in his vessel, the S.S. Salty.

When an unexpected run-in with a group of evil mercenaries leaves him marooned on Orca Isle with his ship stolen, Wayne starts doing what he does best: annihilating everyone responsible.

Equipped with a double barreled shotgun for an arm, countless explosives, and a bad attitude, you’ll have to go toe-to-toe with The Killer Whales, the most ruthless mercenaries in all the seven-and-a-half seas.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO EMBODY THE CAPTAIN?  Let’s find out.Mow down enemies with your double-barreled arm, rip enemies apart with devious chain-gun fingers, toss a bottle of the explosive Boom Brew, unleash the force of thunder from your palms, or PUNCH THEM ‘TIL THEY’RE PASTE!
Those Killer Whales bastards aren’t gonna slaughter themselves! It’s time to rob the rich to feed the badass.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jul 12, 2026
Never before have I played a game where the gameplay feels like what people say crack is like. Just reeled me in hook line and sinker. ...HOW IS THIS ONLY TEN DOLLARS WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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Recommended Jul 11, 2026
one complain: it is hard to make out their words when they speak because some times the music is louder that the words, also the game does not have subtitles. aside from that the game is good.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 13, 2026
terrific game, short and sweet and fast and powerful baby
Recommended Jul 12, 2026
I love the aesthetic, the writing, the cutscenes, the amateur VA, and even how the gameplay [I]feels[/I]. But the gunplay messed me up. Part of me thinks it's because I was born too late to appreciate this particular lineage of boomer shooter, but others point out "design decisions" which are - for better or worse - partially taken from the boomer shooters of old too. I do sympathize with the fellow reviewers, some level designs grow increasingly esoteric and interlocked (such as requiring multiple keys and backtracking), though admittedly this is indeed pulling from games like DOOM and not necessarily the devs' fault for being faithful. What kills me is that I never got quite good at Captain Wayne. I struggled through the earlier levels and for the later ones, I just turned on god mode. As a consequence I paid a little more attention to the enemy spawns and they were fairly formulaic, ascending in difficulty with each wave whenever there's a horde attack. I did see the Antonblast influence with that last level being timed, as well as a runback - nice.
Not recommended Jul 10, 2026
Extremely boring and ugly. I did not find it fun. I found it absolutely ugly with mix of colors that does not permit to see properly. That is the worst, how hard it is to read the screen. I found it clunky as hell. It is running on Linux doh if you are wondering. And it is trying to connect to the internet to do whatever... You can block it with an application firewall. One good is coming for Linux at othersee.com very soon. Just visit the place from times to times by now. I got it refunded.
Not recommended Jul 10, 2026
Cutscenes need subtitles or actual proper voice mixing, gameplay doesn't need enemy spamming everywhere, also bloated enemy HPs for no reason. Story, art and music were nice but I had a ♥♥♥♥ time

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